dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.

slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!

dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.

BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...

Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."

Ron Weasley: food porn blog

Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."

Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.

Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.

Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger

Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.

Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."

McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.

Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.

Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.

Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".

Dumbledore: all the gay porn

Some Harry Potter Facts.

Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.

Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.

Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.

Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.

The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."

J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.

Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.

Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."

Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.

October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.

In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.

Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.

Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.

Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.

Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.

A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.

Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.

Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.

George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.

A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.

Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.

After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.

Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have survived.

The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.

Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.

The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.

Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.

The meaning of all the deaths in HP:

James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.

Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.

Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.

Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.

Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.

Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.

Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.

Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.

Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.

Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.

Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.

Meaning of this post: To make anyone who reads it want to crawl in a hole and drown in their tears.